10 If there are unfounded allegations against you. Wellllll, that's all the proof we need. You're guilty!
9 Attack ads only work against you, not Kerry and even if they do work against Kerry we'll make sure that little morsel get's spun left.
8 If you did something right in the past, you didn't actually do it, we've got the witnesses to prove it.
7 Even if the economy is better here than everywhere else in the world, it still sucks. And it's your fault.
6 You could legalize pot, marry Newt Gingrich and outlaw automobiles thus stopping global warming and we'd probably still hate you.
5 If you do something with only the support of 30 or so nations, it's a unilateral cowboy action.
4 Even though there are no Death Squads, concentration camps, suppression of free speech or Master Race, you are still Hitler.
3 Even though you have as many minorities represented in your admin as Clinton, you are still a racist.
2 If you do something, you either shouldn't have done it, should have done it differently or you're just gonna be ignored be cause it might help you if the media covers it.
And the Number One Lesson for President Bush from The Left Wingers
1 Did we mention that you are Hitler? Well, you are.