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//transmitted by Phil Massey@ 9/07/2012 04:45:00 PM



Just thought i'd write something for you to look at.


I kill me.

//transmitted by Phil Massey@ 5/16/2012 09:11:00 AM


3 line Movie Review: The Green Hornet

No actual hornets appeared in the film.
Cato was a great straight man.
Blue Wombat... heh.

//transmitted by Phil Massey@ 2/14/2011 11:48:00 AM


I Was Thinking

I think Dr. House is a horrible doctor and a rather bad person.

//transmitted by Phil Massey@ 2/08/2011 11:00:00 PM


A Willy Wonka Wondering

I wonder why Willy Wonka, of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, didn't have a British accent, considering the movie was set in England.

I know Johnny Depp is capable of using one. So why shortchange the candy man?

//transmitted by Phil Massey@ 1/17/2011 09:49:00 PM

BCS Championship: Tigers vs Ducks

Let me break this down. Scientifically.

Auburn vs Oregon. Tigers vs Ducks. Tigers, as you know, are cats and Ducks, perhaps you know, are birds. Both are edible according to reliable sources. (A dog I used to own)

If the history of Sylvester and Tweety tell us anything its that the outcome of a matchup of a bird and a cat is not so obvious, unless Spike the Dog and Granny the Geriatric are eliminated from the equation. The bird is only then saved by the mistakes made by the Cat.

A coworker, Wade Denton, told me he is secretly rooting for Auburn QB, Cam Newton to be bitten by a DiamondBack right before the game.

I will now make my prediction on tonight's outcome of the BCS Championship.
Roll Tigers Roll, The Ducks will tee a puddy tat, as they are eaten.

//transmitted by Phil Massey@ 1/10/2011 03:05:00 PM

Hello (Again) World

I am back to blog once more.

Yes really,
I read an interesting piece today, the subject of which falls in the the road to hell is paved with good intentions category. Here is the link to Depth of Field part 1. Take a gander at it.

Anyhoo, I am going to be doing more of this here blog stuff and who know? I might even entertain you!

//transmitted by Phil Massey@ 1/03/2011 09:00:00 PM
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