Dude, where's my sense?

COURTTV.COM - PEOPLE - Man tosses marijuana into security tray while going through metal detector

After making bail and securing a fresh stash, he *allegedly was one of the 2 doofs who voted for Kucinich.
As he left the caucus, he was *allegedly quoted as saying 'Whoa, I could really go for some pie'

_{* I am so totally making this up}