Emergency POST!!!!!!!

I am so glad I kept this blog as a backup so now I can relate breaking news while my other blog is down. News is BREAKING already!

****BREAKING NEWS*****

I'm not having any gravy with my lunch today. Breaking a two day gravy streak.
developing...

****BREAKING NEWS*****

My sunglasses are still missing.
developing...

****BREAKING NEWS*****

I am wearing pants.
developing...

****BREAKING NEWS*****

Someone's playing baseball near a window.
developing...

****BREAKING NEWS*****

The garbage in my cubicle needs taking out.
developing...

****BREAKING NEWS*****
****GARBAGE UPDATE*****

I took the garbage out.
developed.

****BREAKING NEWS*****

I've got several rolls of film that need
developing...