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Hi

Just thought i'd write something for you to look at.

'SOMETHING'

I kill me.

3 line Movie Review: The Green Hornet

No actual hornets appeared in the film.
Cato was a great straight man.
Blue Wombat... heh.

I Was Thinking

I think Dr. House is a horrible doctor and a rather bad person.

A Willy Wonka Wondering

I wonder why Willy Wonka, of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, didn't have a British accent, considering the movie was set in England.

I know Johnny Depp is capable of using one. So why shortchange the candy man?

BCS Championship: Tigers vs Ducks

Let me break this down. Scientifically.

Auburn vs Oregon. Tigers vs Ducks. Tigers, as you know, are cats and Ducks, perhaps you know, are birds. Both are edible according to reliable sources. (A dog I used to own)

If the history of Sylvester and Tweety tell us anything its that the outcome of a matchup of a bird and a cat is not so obvious, unless Spike the Dog and Granny the Geriatric are eliminated from the equation. The bird is only then saved by the mistakes made by the Cat.

A coworker, Wade Denton, told me he is secretly rooting for Auburn QB, Cam Newton to be bitten by a DiamondBack right before the game.

I will now make my prediction on tonight's outcome of the BCS Championship.
Roll Tigers Roll, The Ducks will tee a puddy tat, as they are eaten.

Hello (Again) World

I am back to blog once more.

Yes really,
I read an interesting piece today, the subject of which falls in the the road to hell is paved with good intentions category. Here is the link to Depth of Field part 1. Take a gander at it.

Anyhoo, I am going to be doing more of this here blog stuff and who know? I might even entertain you!

Back Online

I am going to be writing again.
Just FYI, for real this time.

Back

Haven't blogged in a long time.
I guess its time to get back to it.
Hi.

Fred '08 - Friends of Fred Thompson

Fred '08 - Fred Thompson For President

***Pants Update****

Still on.

Emergency POST!!!!!!!

I am so glad I kept this blog as a backup so now I can relate breaking news while my other blog is down. News is BREAKING already!

****BREAKING NEWS*****

I'm not having any gravy with my lunch today. Breaking a two day gravy streak.
developing...

****BREAKING NEWS*****

My sunglasses are still missing.
developing...

****BREAKING NEWS*****

I am wearing pants.
developing...

****BREAKING NEWS*****

Someone's playing baseball near a window.
developing...

****BREAKING NEWS*****

The garbage in my cubicle needs taking out.
developing...

****BREAKING NEWS*****
****GARBAGE UPDATE*****

I took the garbage out.
developed.

****BREAKING NEWS*****

I've got several rolls of film that need
developing...

Flying Space Monkey BACKUP Chronicles Activated

Well for like the first time I can remember, Mu.nu is having a significant outage and serious downage. And The Mu.nu version of the Flying Space Monkey Chronicles will sit silent and invisible until it experience another significant inage and serious uppage.

The (my) host Pixy Misa is a generous and talented person but when the spam hordes breach the gates and the farkers farking fark the walls down, Jericho eventually will fall.

I will be posting here temporarily and of course at IMAO.US till the Mu.nu server is restored apx 4 hours from now. So now there'll just be intermittent frequent outage here till then.

More coverage of the great munu-out of 2005 at the emergency mu nu blog .

By That Much

If you are reading this. You missed me.

I've got, relatively new digs where I post daily-ish at the new Flying Space Monkey Chronicles

More recently I got invited to join the group blog experiment. I post some stuff daily yet weakly at IMAO.US.

Even MORE recently I've joined the podcast revolution. If you want to listen to me making audio funny, go listen to the IMAOpodcast.

Happy day after Thanksgiving.

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At gatlinburg, no snow, plenty of rain tho. Nice, if u like crowds. Went thru KNoxville on way, Glenn Reynolds wasn't on the n the

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Test

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10.. 9...

8...
We are go for launch....
7...
All systems are go...
6...
5...
4...
Ignition sequence started...
3...
Main Engines lit....
2...
SRB's engaged....
1....
Lift off !!!!

Repeat We have lift off of the Flying Space Monkey Chronicles on their one way mission to their new station at Mu.Nu
Seeking life beyong blogger and blogspot amid the Munivians of the Movable Type Cluster.

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Update your links! See you there in my new Space, http://flyingspacemonkey.mu.nu.

Blogger/Blog*spot: So long and thanks for all the fish...

Countdown Commenced

I'm getting ready to launch outta here.

So strap yourselves in tight, this blog is going places.

See there? I told you so.

Laugh at me will you for wearing an aluminum foil hat to bed,work, church etc? Somebody, and not just any somebody, mind you, the US government's space agency admits they got their mind-read-o-tron working. NASA has developed a 'mind-reading' system and you can read more about it here here.

Well, who's laughing now?

Me, that's who. But in all fairness I was actually laughing before too.