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SpaceMonkey AWAAAAAAY!!!!
Wednesday
Language of Dimness
I've read alot of commentary about Dean's outburst. No not that one, and No, not that one or that one. This one. After his stunning 3rd place IOWA finish wherein he names all the states, nations , planets, globular clusters, and extradimensional realms he was going campaign in, cajole, defeat, overthrow and cast into outer darkness in order to become Supreme Most Dark, High Overlord of the Universe.
That wasn't a roar or a yell or even a growl. He lapsed into his first language.
Ol' Deany Baby was talking in Demonese, the language of the armies of dimness. Now, my demonese is admittedly weak, but roughly translated, he said: "I laugh heartily in the grey boned face of Death...something about...motions to me with a bloodsoaked finger...something something...lunch with Satan and Stalin...something, something...feast on your vacuous souls...Something...First act as Overlord? Nuke Iowa...Dean 2004!"
And please, no questions about how I know this.
I'm certain of it. 100%, teetotally.
That, or he was calling jungle beasts to come to his aid. Fittingly, none came.
SpaceMonkey AWAAAAAAY!!!!
That wasn't a roar or a yell or even a growl. He lapsed into his first language.
Ol' Deany Baby was talking in Demonese, the language of the armies of dimness. Now, my demonese is admittedly weak, but roughly translated, he said: "I laugh heartily in the grey boned face of Death...something about...motions to me with a bloodsoaked finger...something something...lunch with Satan and Stalin...something, something...feast on your vacuous souls...Something...First act as Overlord? Nuke Iowa...Dean 2004!"
And please, no questions about how I know this.
I'm certain of it. 100%, teetotally.
That, or he was calling jungle beasts to come to his aid. Fittingly, none came.
SpaceMonkey AWAAAAAAY!!!!
people of earth...
If you haven't read the cluetrain mainfesto where have YOU been?
I just read it myself, come to think of it, where have I been.
Any book with the opening 'people of earth... ' has got to grab your attention right away.
read it, learn it, live it.
SpaceMonkey AWAAAAAAY!!!!
I just read it myself, come to think of it, where have I been.
Any book with the opening 'people of earth... ' has got to grab your attention right away.
read it, learn it, live it.
SpaceMonkey AWAAAAAAY!!!!
Reuters | Latest Financial News / Full News Coverage: "Possible Iraqi blister gas weapons found
Sat 10 January, 2004 19:48
COPENHAGEN (Reuters) - Danish troops have found dozens of mortar rounds buried in Iraq which initial tests show could contain blister gas, the Danish army says.
The tests were taken after Danish troops found 36 120mm mortar rounds on Friday in southern Iraq. The Danish army said they had been buried for at least 10 years.
'All the instruments showed indications of the same type of chemical compound, namely blister gas,' the Danish Army Operational Command said on its Web site on Saturday, cautioning that further tests were needed.
Blister gases, such as mustard gas, are used in chemical weapons.
Blister gas, an illegal weapon which former Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein said he had destroyed, was extensively used against the Iranians during the 1980 to 1988 war.
Although it can kill if it enters the lungs, its use is primarily to debilitate infantry by causing the skin to break out in excruciatingly painful blisters.
The United States launched its war to oust Saddam on March 20 saying the Iraqi leader violated U.N. resolutions by developing weapons of mass destruction, including chemical and biological weapons.
Teams of international weapons inspectors however have so far been unable to locate those weapons."
SpaceMonkey AWAAAAAAY!!!!
Sat 10 January, 2004 19:48
COPENHAGEN (Reuters) - Danish troops have found dozens of mortar rounds buried in Iraq which initial tests show could contain blister gas, the Danish army says.
The tests were taken after Danish troops found 36 120mm mortar rounds on Friday in southern Iraq. The Danish army said they had been buried for at least 10 years.
'All the instruments showed indications of the same type of chemical compound, namely blister gas,' the Danish Army Operational Command said on its Web site on Saturday, cautioning that further tests were needed.
Blister gases, such as mustard gas, are used in chemical weapons.
Blister gas, an illegal weapon which former Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein said he had destroyed, was extensively used against the Iranians during the 1980 to 1988 war.
Although it can kill if it enters the lungs, its use is primarily to debilitate infantry by causing the skin to break out in excruciatingly painful blisters.
The United States launched its war to oust Saddam on March 20 saying the Iraqi leader violated U.N. resolutions by developing weapons of mass destruction, including chemical and biological weapons.
Teams of international weapons inspectors however have so far been unable to locate those weapons."
SpaceMonkey AWAAAAAAY!!!!
Ah.... Stress and Stress Management.
Management: [entering my cube] We're not sure what we want you to do.
Me: umm..ok
Management: But we need it done now.
Me: huh?
Management : What are you waiting for? get busy!
Me: [white knuckled grip on mouse] Well....Then I must be done already. How's that for service?
Management: What do you mean? You're done.
Me: Well you don't know what you want done, so maybe I already did what you meant to ask me to do but didn't know what it was you wanted.
Management: [puzzled look then serious look] ..... NO,you haven't DONE anything.
Me: You haven't asked for anything, so therefore I'm done.
Management: you need details?
Me: [holding up index finger] ONE detail would be more than you've given me so far.
Management: Dont' do anything till you hear from me [leaves my cube mumbling] .
Me: Not a problem [Surf]
Management: [entering my cube] We're not sure what we want you to do.
Me: umm..ok
Management: But we need it done now.
Me: huh?
Management : What are you waiting for? get busy!
Me: [white knuckled grip on mouse] Well....Then I must be done already. How's that for service?
Management: What do you mean? You're done.
Me: Well you don't know what you want done, so maybe I already did what you meant to ask me to do but didn't know what it was you wanted.
Management: [puzzled look then serious look] ..... NO,you haven't DONE anything.
Me: You haven't asked for anything, so therefore I'm done.
Management: you need details?
Me: [holding up index finger] ONE detail would be more than you've given me so far.
Management: Dont' do anything till you hear from me [leaves my cube mumbling] .
Me: Not a problem [Surf]
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